![]() EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE: Could David Beckham's distancing from Harry and Meghan have anything to do with his so-far failed bid for a knighthood?. ![]() How your 50 pence piece could be worth THOUSANDS: The rarest coins unveiled as King Charles' coronation 50p enters circulation today.Owners of Britain's wonkiest pub hired digger used to demolish it a WEEK before the fire: Couple rented JCB from plant hire firm days before it was caught on film tearing down 18th century boozer after 'arson attack'.Prince William and Princess Kate return to their flying roots as they are granted prestigious honorary positions in the Royal Air Force. ![]() Neighbours reveal shock as girl, 10, is found dead in £550,000 house in leafy Surrey: Murder probe is launched into death with officers seen removing bags of evidence.Miracle as plane makes emergency landing on dual carriageway WITHOUT injuries or damage: Shocked onlookers hail 'top' pilot for safely avoiding rush hour summer holiday traffic and bringing light aircraft to rest on central reservation of A40.I can’t thank my fans enough for lifting me up and remaining solid it really be too much. I’m human and I believe that I’m strong but it’s just too much sometimes. I’m very happy that you guys are happy and just know I do this cause ya go so hard for me. I been preparing for this week for over a month.Unfortunately I’m not feeling how I wanted to feel today. I want to thank all my fans and everyone that genuinely support me. My new single “UP” drops this Friday! LETS GOOOOOO! #Up /LJRwzvW8Mv She even changed her Twitter bio to read “Twitter Most Hated” : Finally, Cardi and some dancers break it down in black fringe in one of the rooms from the No Scrubs video.Ĭardi promoted the new single on her Twitter earlier this week, but admitted she wasn’t feeling so “Up”. It took me three watches to realize that the coffee table is being held up by a naked man’s ass. Then Cardi shows off a vibrator (I think Cardi might enjoy fucking!), and finally this: They proceed to literally tongue each other. Then a giant shell opens up, revealing Cardi and some other hot, scantily clad ladies. Then there’s some choreo, which people are already attempting on social media. Then there’s a shot of Cardi wearing a wig featuring singing Barbie heads: Then we cut to her as the hood ornament on a pink car flying through the sky (copyright: Britney Spears). ![]() In case you’re surrounded by impressionable youngins’, here’s a synopsis: Cardi stands over an ashy dead man in a graveyard. I mean, nothing can touch “punani Dasani”, but, c’mon, Shakespeare himself couldn’t top that poetry. If that n**** had a twin, I would let ’em run a train Tell that bitch back back, breath smell like horse sex (to be fair, they coulda caught it from their kid!)īitches want smoke until I bring it to they doorstep (so you’re saying the working class doesn’t deserve pussy? WOW)īitches ain’t fuckin’ with me now and I can see whyĭirty ass, dusty ass bitch, you got pink eye If I had a dick, you’d probably lick it like a lollipop Here are some lyrical highlights with my own commentary in brackets: Nope, the song’s about how Cardi’s rise to the top can’t be stopped. The chorus repeats, “if it’s up then it’s stuck.” Surprisingly, the lyrics actually aren’t referring to Offset’s perma-boner (see, he has to keep banging women who aren’t his wife, it’s a medical condition). The single’s called “ Up”, and it’s standard Cardi B fare: butts, boobies, bright colors, and the longest nails you’ll see this side of Guinness Book of World Records. Cardi B is back with a new music video, her first since “ WAP”.
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